Posted 8 hours ago
cunty:

she’ll suck your thumb. she’ll make you come

cunty:

she’ll suck your thumb. she’ll make you come

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
Makes me think of Jack’sfilms.

Makes me think of Jack’sfilms.

Posted 10 hours ago

gerardcest:

sharticles:

OK 

IM SCREAIGNM

woah

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago
Ryan.. Does Ben does this a lot? Or is it your pussydildo?

Ryan.. Does Ben does this a lot? Or is it your pussydildo?

(Source: rajvagyok)

Posted 11 hours ago

lolinternets:

I am the snake in my boot

(Source: octoshrimp)

Posted 11 hours ago
  1. (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  2. Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  3. (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  4. Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  5. Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  6. Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  7. Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  8. (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  9. Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Posted 11 hours ago

bobtheowl:

drsp00n:

quantumeagle:

foxydude915:

crotch-rocket-to-hell:

songsaboutsex:

insanelyjul28:

whats yours?

FORBIDDEN WARRIORS

this is silly ahaha

Guilty Realm … not all that metal.

Black Rage

Guilty Hate

Uh

Dark Empire

ME IS ORIGINAL

Rancid Spawn

Fricking awesome

Rancid Angels

Posted 11 hours ago

“We were just supposed to be together.” - Ellen

Le otp

(Source: nayaharmon)